Europe, 2013: Antwerp

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10/17 – 10/19

I suspect you know that Antwerp is a pretty large city, and maybe you know that it’s a port, but I suspect most people know little beyond that, but it’s the largest city in Belgium. It’s got an extensive history (gaining prominence after the fall of Bruges), and is actually the third-biggest port in Europe (after Rotterdam and Hamburg).

My Ikea room

My Ikea room

I was feeling pretty tired from the breakneck pace of my travel (both through the US and then to Europe immediately after), and was further exhausted after some food poisoning in Ghent. I spent a day relaxing in Antwerp, just recovering. In fact, my AirBnB was the most commercial yet (but still charming). The host had split up a floor of the building into 5-6 rooms, each furnished pretty much to Ikea specifications. It was like sleeping in an Ikea store. I think the turnover in this place must have been amazing, with 5-6 fully occupied rooms you could make a good living with AirBnB.

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I even got a chance to sit down with the proprietor and her husband, on the morning before I left (breakfast was included here). She had returned from the US, where she had biked across the country. I had read a book about cross-country biking written by an American, and if I remember correctly, it was between one and two months for him to cross the country. So assumed this lady would have taken a similar length of time, but she seemed shocked when I suggested such a quick trip. She’d visited a lot of national parks along the way, and traveled at a ‘European’ pace.

Grote Markt, the main city square.

Grote Markt, the main city square.

Antwerp a city that seems highly livable and modern, but which still has a distinctly Renaissance air. I picture Antwerp as a huge steel-and-glass concert hall next to a block of traditional low-country townhouses. Two years after the fact, I only remember two things about Antwerp: first, it had an amazing museum, and second, the train station was spectacular.

Museum aan de Stroom

Museum aan de Stroom

The museum I visited was the MAS, a museum about Antwerp. It’s located on the river Scheldt, near the piers, and has a commanding view of the city. The building itself is strikingly modern, and the exhibits were as well.

Museum archives, in the museum itself

Museum archives, in the museum itself

One exhibit consisted solely of the ‘archives’ brough up to the main area of the museum: rows and rows of Indiana-Jones style artifacts locked in cages, awaiting the right exhibition. It’s a great idea. You see a lot of notes in museums ‘from the museum archives,’ and I liked seeing what that meant.

Shipping exhibition

Shipping exhibition

Theoretically the museum concerns itself with the history of Antwerp, but it really spans the world. There was a pre-Colombian Indian exhibition, an exhibition on shipbuilding, and modern art. The aesthetics of the museum may have been the best I’ve seen: even the walls and layout were interesting.

View from MAS

View from MAS

Maybe the best part of the museum was the view from the roof. Like most European cities, Antwerp is basically flat, so the rare tall buildings offer a stunning view.

Some sort of university hazing, I think.

Some sort of university hazing, I think.

Walking around the city, I started to realize that most of these Northern European cities had similar characteristics. Belgium, the Netherlands, and even Germany all have similar characteristics: they’re distinct from Italy (or presumably, Spain, Greece, Hungary, etc, though I can’t speak to that just yet).

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There’s one other thing I have to talk about. Antwerp’s train station is incredible. Maybe not the best overall train station (Berlin’s Hauptbahnhof is a perfect modernist work), but certainly the best combination of modern and Victorian.

Antwerpen-Centraal entrance

Antwerpen-Centraal entrance

Throughout European cities, train stations received a level of respect that’s just absent here in the US. And it wasn’t always like that: the destruction of the old Penn Station was one of the great tragedies of NYC history (seriously, look at some of these photos). There are some nice train stations in the US (Washington and Philadelpha are both pretty), but nothing like Europe.

Antwerpen-Centraal boarding area

Antwerpen-Centraal boarding area

It’s not just the stations, or their scale, but the care that goes into their design – everything is so well laid out, the times and tracks are easy to access, and taking the train simply isn’t stressful. Compare to Penn Station today, a cesspool of filth buried deep underground.

Europe, 2013: Ghent

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October 15-17

Little did I know that Ghent, sandwiched between bureaucratic Brussels and industrial Antwerp, would be my favorite city in Belgium – and maybe one of the best cities I’ve visited.

I visited Belgium in part because I absolutely loved In Bruges (both the comedy and the scenery). So I had big expectations for Bruges. But in the end, Ghent was better in every way.

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Ghent lies right in the center of the country, a big trading port that was the second-largest Northern European city (after Paris) for much of the middle ages. It was also a big brewing city, home of beguinages (monasteries for women), and had a large wool industry.

There are two central areas of the city, one the crossroads of a few canals, the other a row of large squares near the two dominant church buildings (Saint Nicholas’ Church and Saint Baavos’ Cathedral). The whole center is stunning, with little windy streets, the largest pedestrian zone in Belgium, canals, castles, chocolates, beer.

Typical houses along the main canal

Typical houses along the main canal

I took the canal tour, of course, but two years on I remember little except that the guide was funny. I love canal or boat tours of any city I visit. It’s provides a different, lower perspective that meanders to unexpected parts of the city – and it’s relaxing to boot.

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Ghent has a community of local artists, so there were cool local sculptures along the canal, including a totally badass avenging angel.

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I knew in advance of my trip that scheduling my visit for October was asking for trouble – it’s the rainy season in Belgium. It was a bit of a bummer, but on the other hand there were few other tourists and I knew that I wanted the most authentic experience possible later, when I visited the World War One battlefields. The only downside is that grey skies can make for some boring pictures.

Gravensteen

Gravensteen

One of the big highlights of the city – at least, one of the things that you can’t avoid when you visit – is the castle that looms over the canal, and which presides over the northwest part of the city. This castle, called Gravensteen, dates back to the twelfth century, but it fell out of use during the industrial revolution and was in the process of being converted into other buildings when it was saved as a historical landmark – but it was already in deep ruin; the restoration process was intensive.

Square in front of the castle

Square in front of the castle

I got tickets and took a self-guided tour, and it feels a bit like a Disneyland castle. There was a weapons exhibit complete with guillotine, and it’s tough to tell what’s original and what’s not. The view, at least, is great. But I think I would have been better served going to the top of the cathedral.

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I was staying at an AirBnB location run by two gay guys, and I talked with them a bit. Like most of the other AirBnBs, they had something like 4 steep stories. They lived on two, rented one on AirBnB and rented out two tiny apartments to college students. I never saw the college students.

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It was interesting talking to the hosts, though. They were watching a soccer game on my first night, a world cup preliminary. Belgium is one of those world-cup teams with a ton of huge names, that just doesn’t gel. They outperform their population and underperform expectations, if that makes any sense.

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We also talked a bit about the divide in Belgium. As you may or may not know, there’s no real reason for Belgium to exist as a country. IT sort of fell together. It’s divided into two sections, a Flemish-speaking Northern portion and a French-speaking southern portion, and there’s separatists. It’s a bit like the US, the southern portion is more rural and there’s ill-will that they’re dragging down the richer urban north. The Flemish speakers want to do their own thing.

Aside from all the cathedrals and boats and beautiful streets (and a few hours where I was violently ill), my most enduring memory of Belgium is when I knocked on the door of the main floor living area and opened it to find these two guys sitting together right by the door, on a little couch, looking utterly content.

Europe, 2013: Brussels

Grote Markt, Belgium

Grote Markt, Brussels

From Iceland, I flew into Brussels. You couldn’t call it a city that I wanted to visit: it was the cheapest place to fly, and I thought I’d spend a few days because it’s the center of the EU, and so on, before moving on to Ghent.

This being Belgium, the first thing I wanted was to grab a beer. There’s a lot of unique styles of beer in Belgium, notable Gueuze(a really distinctive bitter lambic… I didn’t like it), Kriek (a cherry beer brewed with Belgian yeast, which I loved), and then the Trappist beers, like Chimay.

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Finding my first stop, a famous brewery/restaurant, was difficult because it was hidden inside a little corridor off the main street, with no sign visible from the outside. And the streets in Brussels are just a mess to follow. Signs are all in French and Flemish, but they don’t post signs together. Each street has two names, one in each language. Flemish is somewhere between German and English, so I could get a rough feel for many of the street names. And a lot of French words are intelligible to English speakers when written down. It was like wandering through a Flemish-French dictionary, and trying not to get lost…

Beer at A La Becasse

Beer at A La Becasse

Luckily, I found the bar. All the bars I visited in central Brussels were really fancy. Either with a Victorian feel, or a more down-to-earth wooden charm. This place was called A La Becasse, they brewed their own beer. It was mostly empty when I visited and I just relaxed and planned my visit.

Manneken Pis

Manneken Pis

I walked through the main tourist district, which is relatively small, to see the Manneken Pis, a tiny statue of a boy urinating in a fountain. It’s supposed to convey how ‘cheeky’ the Belgians are. People from around the world send him costumes and he gets dressed up. Apparently there’s a museum that shows these costumes (no, I didn’t visit).

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I kinda liked Brussels, but it’s a tough city to love. There’s a lot of government buildings, for both the EU and Belgium, and there’s no unified style like I’d see out in the smaller cities. Medieval cities next to huge classical-style ministries of Justice. You can’t get your hands on what the country means… just like it’s tough to get a grasp on Belgium as a whole, a country divided between two languages, a tiny peaceful little place that owned of the most horrific colonies in Africa, the Belgian Congo.

Palace of Justice

Palace of Justice

I visited the Palace of Justice, a huge imposing building that the Belgians I talked to intensely disliked. It’s huge and dour, like something out of 1984.

Inside the entrance hall of the Palace of Justice

Inside the entrance hall of the Palace of Justice

Located outside the city center, as you walk back, there are charming murals from the famous Belgian comic book artists (Hergé, author of Tintin, was Belgian, and culturally the country still appreciates comic books).

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There’s a lot of random history in Brussels, as you might expect. It has the oldest shopping malls in the world.

Fancy chocolate store in one of the oldest shopping malls in the world.

Fancy chocolate store in one of the oldest shopping malls in the world.

As well as artisinal chocolate, crazy artwork, and a mishmash of cultures.

Standard beer selection in a 7-11 type convenience store! Chimay, Leffe, Hoegarten, etc!

Standard beer selection in a 7-11 type convenience store! Chimay, Leffe, Hoegarten, etc!

That night I stayed at an AirBnB spot – an enormous three-story building in a more diverse neighborhood outside the city center, surrounded by tons of halal vendors, cricket matches, and Pakistani food. It was their (a small family with a toddler) first time hosting someone from AirBnB; the ceilings in all the Belgian homes I stayed in were super-high, while the apartments were narrow and the walls rich mahogony.

AirBnB room

AirBnB room

My next stop was Ghent (then: Antwerp and Bruges), as I zig-zagged my way across the country.

Europe, 2013: Iceland

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Following my cross-country camping trip, I wanted to make a quick international trip before returning to work – in this case, a week and a half in Europe, traveling to Iceland and Belgium. After spending roughly a week at home in Jersey City, I would head out to Iceland on October 10th, as an extended layover prior to visiting Belgium. I first visited Iceland the previous year, but had spent the entire time within Reykjavik. A cute little city, to be sure, but as anyone who’s seen photos of Iceland knows, it’s the countryside that surpasses other countries in its austere beauty: its waterfalls and glaciers, the volcanoes and icy beaches and hot springs, in the land of the Huldufólk.

All the gear

All the gear

My packing list: 3 pairs wool socks; 3 pairs synthetic underwear; mp3 player; batter pack; USB cables; mini-daypack; universal AC adapter; wallet; passport; compressible down coat; wool mittens; wool t-shirt; cotton t-shirt; running shorts; ultralight shoes; wool sweatshirt; boots; jeans; toiletries; jeans; belt; Kindle; Nexus tablet; camera. Of these I never used the ultalight shoes (I had hoped to train for a marathon that I would run a few weeks after returning, but found myself distracted, and didn’t really want to run in unfamiliar cities).

Typical four-wheel-drive vehicle near Gullfoss

Typical four-wheel-drive vehicle near Gullfoss

There are a few ways to tour the Icelandic countryside: you can do a quick bus trip, rent a car, or go on a four-wheel drive expedition. Many of the roads on the country’s interior are deep gravel and only suitable for four-wheel drive vehicles. I wanted the autonomy to travel at my own pace, so I opted for the car rental.

My cute little rental car

My cute little rental car

I didn’t have a ton of sights in mind, and didn’t have the time for a country-wide tour (I really, really wanted to hike the interior, like the incredible Made in Iceland video, but I simply didn’t have the time. Put it on the to-do list!)

The eponymous Geysir

The eponymous Geysir

There’s such diverse terrain, and after picking up my rental (mental note: make sure to explicitly look for automatic transmissions in Europe), I simply tried to navigate the roads in roughly the right direction. It was foggy, rainy, I was in an unfamiliar car in another country, so it’s safe to say I was cared witless. Nonetheless, I made it to Geysir, the home of the geologic phenomenon from which the geyser takes its name. I wouldn’t really say it was it was worth seeing, it certainly didn’t stack up to similar phenomena in Yellowstone or Lassen Volcanic National Park. Of greater interest to me was the countryside: desolate and dotted with long-haired sheep, looking like a cold, rainy Wyoming stranded in the middle of the North Atlantic. Pico Iyer once wrote “In Iceland, nature adores a vacuum.”

Gullfoss crevice

Gullfoss crevice

I also stopped at Gullfoss, Europe’s largest waterfall, most famous as the site of opening of Prometheus. The landscape surrounding Gullfoss is completely flat, so the river and the waterfall seem to appear out of nowhere; the waterfall is visible only from a narrow vantage point. Gullfoss is also the end of the line, where the pavement ends and turns into gravel – posted signs make it clear that only four-wheel drive vehicles are allowed.

Thingvellir - the intersection of two tectonic plates

Thingvellir – the intersection of two tectonic plates

I hoped to check out Thingvellir, the original home of the Icelandic parliament – Europe’s oldest, dating from 930. Really deep Viking territory; Thingvellir is also notable as the edge of a tectonic plate. It’s jarring in a way that’s similar to Gullfoss: a huge shelf of igneous rock right in the middle of two grassy plains.

The youth hostel I stayed at, pictured with the only nearby buildings

The youth hostel I stayed at, pictured with the only nearby buildings

I stopped at a youth hostel in the middle of nowhere (literally, the middle of nowhere – it was more isolated than Kansas. There was a little swingset out front with two kids playing on it, and I was the only guest… it was far outside the summer tourist season, or even the winter aurora borealis season. I snacked on food from the local grocery store and read about Belgium.

Church at Thingvellir

Church at Thingvellir

The next day, I only had two stops: I wanted to travel along the coast, and I wanted to visit the Blue Lagoon.

Another photo of Gullfoss waterfall

Another photo of Gullfoss waterfall

Traveling along the coast, the absolute emptiness of Iceland became readily apparent. Iceland has an area of 40k square miles. That’s roughly the size of Indiana. But its population is only 300k, of which 200k live in the Reykjavik area (Indiana has a population of 7 million). It’s possible to look at the entire country on Google maps, and see ‘major’ towns that have just 2700 residents.

World-famous Eyrirbakki

World-famous Eyrarbakki

In my case, I stopped in Eyrarbakki, population 530, on the southern coast. It was mid-morning, but I didn’t see a soul as I walked the length of the town – really a one-street town. The ocean was right there, over some rocks, and the wind was chilly. The colorful little houses, so characteristic of Nordic architecture, were here revealed to be shabby – cozy and shabby; no industry was apparent. Wikipedia dryly notes: “The most recent enterprises in Eyrarbakki have been a fish-processing plant, and an aluminum frying-pan plant. However, the main fish factory closed in the 1990s, and the frying-pan factory has closed as well.” Now it’s the site of Iceland’s largest prison, a facility that houses 87 prisoners, 63% of Iceland’s 140 prison cells (there are 12 cells for women in the country).

I also stopped at Blue Lagoon, a famous spa in geological hot springs near Reykjavik. The water is opalescent blue, and the spa is a large single pool of geothermal water outside, surrounded by volcanic rocks; standing up in the water exposes you to some bracing winds. (It’s striking, but they don’t allow photos in the spa). I enjoyed the visit as a one-time treat, but it’s quite pricey and I don’t think I’d return.

I spent the night near Reykjavik, to be ready for an early-morning flight to Brussels, Belgium.

Chicago (Part 3)

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We had big plans for our third day in Chicago, Memorial Day Monday, including a much-deferred boat cruise and a trip the renowned Chicago Museum of Science and Industry. We’d gotten recommendations for this museum from a bunch of Chicago natives. Normally I’d be reticent to visit a science museum. Lots of trivial children’s toys, simple experiments, and so on. But it had such good recommendations (and it was totally worth it)!

At the museum, we:

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Watched an egg transform into a chicken…

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Watched a human being transform into a clown…

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Saw a cow about to go for a moooonwalk…

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Walked around the only U-Boat in the United States…

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and through an amazing old train…

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And caught a glimpse of Godzilla (or something near enough like it).

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But for me, the highlight of the trip was seeing an actual Mercury spacecraft. One that had been in SPACE. This particular craft had an interesting story. It was piloted by Scott Carpenter, who saw the same “fireflies” as John Glenn, and was able to identify them as ice particles released off the spacecraft (he hit the wall of the spacecraft with his hand and knocked some loose). Nonetheless, he was distracted and as a result splashed down 250 miles off from where he should have; he never returned to space. But, he did became an aquanaut (!), and worked on Sealab.

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After a full day in the Science museum, we got a few drinks, and then went on a boat cruise – there’s a number of them in Chicago and this one went along the river and then way out on the lake. It was a perfect night, warm, clear, not too hot, and the views were great.

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When we headed out, there was still a lot of light, but we got to see the sun set while still out on the water, and then saw the city at night.

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We also swung in close, and got a look over Millenium Park.

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After getting off the cruise, we headed back to our apartment for an early night.

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(The Chicago city flag is amazing and everywhere, and here’s a great TED talk about city flags in general, because they’re so interesting).

We flew back to NYC early on Monday, before the work day, and got a great view of the city before touching down and returning to the daily grind.

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Chicago (Part 2)

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After a busy day on Saturday, we slept in on Sunday. We planned a day at the ball-game, seeing the White Sox play – and also going on a boat cruise. Rain and cold led us to skip the boat cruise. Even the game was touch-and-go for a while.

White Sox & Twins

White Sox & Twins

It turns out that baseball tickets for the White Sox are insanely cheap. Seats were $5 apiece at the edge of the stands. So why not take a look? (There’s a reason that the tickets were so cheap, which is that the White Sox are not a good team).

View from the stadium

View from the stadium

They played the Twins, and we were in the upper seats, but the view was great. It was cold and windy, though, and seemed pretty close to being a rain cancellation. I had fun, and as far as I can remember, this was actually my first MLB game, so that was cool.

Buddy Guy's Legends

Buddy Guy’s Legends

After the game we headed into the city, hoping to check out the park. But it started raining, and then pouring. Alex did some research and it turned out Buddy Guy’s Legends bar was just a few blocks walk from where we got off the L… and when we called, they said a live jazz show was about to start. For free. Sold!

Derek Trucks, Carlos Santana, Jeff Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Eric Clapton, Jimmie Vaughan, Gatemouth Brown. Not pictured: BB King, Albert Collins, John Lee Hooker. Damn!

Derek Trucks, Carlos Santana, Jeff Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Eric Clapton, Jimmie Vaughan, Gatemouth Brown. Not pictured: BB King, Albert Collins, John Lee Hooker. Damn!

We hung out for a while: the band was a jazz trio (drums, bass, guitar), and they played almost exclusively Duke Ellington. The highlight was seeing a live rendition of Caravan, the “song” (read: drum solo) made famous by Whiplash. But the highlight of Buddy Guy’s was the insane memorabilia. Tons of great photos, guitars, and so on (including Muhammad Ali’s signed gloves).

Millennium Park on a rainy day

Millennium Park on a rainy day

Then we walked back to Millennium Park and the playground (empty, but the slides gave terrible wedgies after the rain), and photobombing people near the Bean. We saw the concert hall in use, but only long enough to capture the final minute of a classical concert.

Our AirBnB room

Our AirBnB room

Dinner was at Geja’s Cafe, a fondue place recommended by Alex’s father. I’d never eaten fondue at a restaurant before, and it was fun. They forgot our wine, so when they finally delivered it, it was on the house. Can’t complain about that.

Strange building... can you guess what it is?

Strange building… can you guess what it is?

Finally, we returned to our AirBnB. This was north of Wrigley Stadium, and a really nice location. It was just 5 minutes from a bar that used to host Al Capone, and there was this great big building near the main street that we spent two days trying to figure out. Turns out it was the rear of the Uptown Theater. It looked amazing, but was being renovated (or at least, was closed to the public). I’d love to have been able to check out the inside!

Chicago (Part 1)

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Last weekend, Alex and I went to Chicago. Tickets were cheap and the time worked out for an optimum-length Memorial Day weekend: from Saturday morning to early Tuesday morning. We had a blast, and Chicago was one of my favorite cities. I was really impressed.

What timing!

What timing!

We arrived in Chicago at 10 AM and took the El train into the city, right near the main district, the Loop. We saw some streets were closed off – it was the Memorial Day parade! Alex found a great restaurant, and we sat around on an outdoor patio for brunch and watched the parade. Meanwhile, we drank a flight of beer. All the beers were local, but hands-down our favorite was a beer called Not Your Father’s Root Beer, which had a remarkable 19% ABV – and yet tasted almost exactly like root beer (with a whiskey-like warmth).

It was the end of craft beer week

It was the end of craft beer week

The parade was great – lots of marching bands, color guards, JROTC from local high schools, some military trucks and hum-vees, floats, horses, and a whole lot more.

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But my favorite was no doubt the Trump-like policeman who stood near the restaurant.

Great spot for concerts

Great spot for concerts

Chicago is known for its beautiful lakefront and parks, and we knew we had to check them out. There’s a lot to see: great open-air sculpture, a stunning concert hall. Gardens, Lake Michigan, and a great playground. We also got a ton of free stuff in Chicago: wine, lemonade, socks, coffee – and a lot of sights were free too. Can’t beat that.

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The playground was probably our favorite location in the whole park. It seems like it opened pretty recently, and there’s all sorts of crazy things: they had a huge complex that looked like London bridge, which was just overrun with kids. At the top of the towers, adults were few and far between, and it felt something like Lord of the Flies.

View from the slides

View from the slides

Kids have no idea how lines work, but I didn’t mind the wait: the park is right in the middle of the city, and the views are beautiful. And it was worth waiting, anyway: the slides were huge. It was unclear to me how this place existed. It seemed like a certain target for lawsuits.

We took a walk along the lakeshore, and also saw Navy Pier… but we got away as soon as we could. It’s basically the Times Square of Chicago, but they conveniently located it away from the good parts of the city. Wish we could move Times Square out of Manhattan…

In the afternoon we checked out the Lincoln Park area and went to the zoo for a few hours as a stop on our way to AirBnB.

Ornery-looking owl at the zoo

Ornery-looking owl at the zoo

It’s a great zoo, and like so much else in Chicago, it was also free. We got to see tigers, hyenas, all sorts of birds, kangaroos, zebras, and so on.

Baby monkey!

Baby monkey!

I think my favorite animals were the otters, which we got a glimpse of, and a tiny baby monkey we saw with its mother in a large outdoor enclosure.

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Not to mention the wonderful sculptures…

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We checked into AirBnB, met our very nice host, and then went out for a Chicago specialty… deep dish pizza at Lou Malnati’s. I’d gotten recommendations for this place from a few people as authentic Chicago food… it was so rich, and so cheap. We got a medium pizza, and had to bring half it home, the food was so intense. But it made for a great breakfast the next day!

Arkansas Post and Poverty Point

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9/25/2013

I left Pine Bluff (stopping at the Governor Mike Huckabee Delta Rivers Nature Center (forlorn animals; gloomy; depressing)), intending to stop at two small national sites. I knew nothing about them, but I’d been following a map that I’d picked up early in my trip that highlighted the location of all the national parks, monuments, historic sites, and so on. I operated under the principle that if something was good enough to be a national site, it was good enough for me. And although parks like the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone are as crowded as Times Square, other places are beautiful, empty and interesting. You’d never pick them out otherwise. I’d seen that in Lava Beds, and Arkansas Post was a similar place. I wished there was camping there, because I’d love to have stayed.

Backwater of the Mississippi, viewed from Arkansas Post

Backwater of the Mississippi, viewed from Arkansas Post

Arkansas Post is was a naturally important location, the confluence of the Arkansas and Mississippi rivers. It’s one of those sites where history has accumulated, slowly and steadily, like silt accreting at the bend of a river. The first white settlement in the area was in 1686 – a distant French outpost on the Mississippi. It changed hands in 1763 – the Spanish took over. Built a little fort. Americans settled nearby, right after the revolution.

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Armadillos are a source of leprosy

Far away, Napoleon concluded a treaty with Spain, was granted the land, then sold it 4 years later to the US as part of the Louisiana Purchase. The center of cultural gravity shifted away and Little Rock gained more prominence. The fort was occupied by Confederates, then Union forces as part of their campaign down the Mississippi. The river moved, and settlement with it.

The former town - now concrete memorial sidewalks

The former town – now concrete memorial sidewalks

That’s a lot of history, and not much remains. If there weren’t any plaques out, and the lawns weren’t mowed, you’d have difficulty spotting it. There’s some paths laying out the buildings of the settlement. There’s some trenches still visible, from the Civil War, and there’s an invisible fort submerged in the Mississippi.

Gator!

Gator!

There’s also some wildlife I hadn’t yet seen before on my trip. I saw my first-ever alligator in the wild, a small one swimming in a pond in the center of the park. And I saw not one, but two armadillos. They’re pretty cute, and they move by hopping.

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Armadillo!

The heat was pretty oppressive though, even at the end of September, and humidity stifling. No way did I want to stay in the sun.

There was a fort here in 1863, but the river changed course

There was a fort here in 1863, but the river changed course

I was pretty much on the border of Louisiana, and I’d dip into the state for my next stop: an even more obscure National Monument called Poverty Point.

Stairs up the main 'bird mound' at Poverty Point

Stairs up the main ‘bird mound’ at Poverty Point

In fact, it’s a quasi-National Monument. I’m not quite sure what it is. It was listed on my map, but the people in the visitor center weren’t aware that it was a National Monument. It’s administered as a state park (and, as of 2014, a UNESCO World Heritage Site – but I was there before it was cool).

This place was just way out in the middle of nowhere, in the far northeast corner of Louisiana. It’s a noticeably poor area, but a nice place to drive around, with calm windy empty roads, even if I felt out of place. I also encountered something bizarre. As I passed vans and cars along back roads, I saw them waving at me. “What’s wrong with my car?” I thought. Maybe I had a leaking tire? Or maybe one of my lights was out? Or were they laughing at my NY plates? But no, I figured it out eventually – that half-wave from the steering wheel – that was just people being friendly. So I started waving back, and I’ll be honest, it felt pretty good. It’s a beautiful little custom that I hadn’t seen anywhere else. Maybe it’s common elsewhere, but you certainly don’t see a lot of strangers waving at you on the coasts.

The van from the very top of the mound

The van from the very top of the mound

Anyway, Poverty Point is an archaeological site that was home to a unique Native American group which occupied the area between 2700 and 3700 years ago. They were mound builders, a type of culture that was pervasive throughout the Mississippi river valley, all the way up to Ohio. There was some village here, and they constructed huge concentric rings of earth and a big ceremonial mound in the shape of a bird. Afterwards, it was home to a plantation (named Poverty Point, hence the name). It was farmed and some of the mounds were smoothed away, but there’s still a lot of remnants. And the big, bird-shaped mound is still around. It’s gigantic.

There’s a small museum at the park, and you can drive around a bit and take a self-guided tour, but there’s not a whole lot to see. But that’s like saying there’s not a whole lot to see at the pyramids in Egypt. This little state park/national monument is a hidden treasure. I didn’t see anyone else while I was there, and these mounds are just enormous. And they were built quickly: the biggest one, in just three months.

Arkansas Swamp

Arkansas Swamp

It’s also mysterious because archaeologists have basically no idea what happened here. What was the function of the mounds, generally? And specific mounds? When were they built, and by whom? There’s vague outlines of a picture, but so much is unknown. Probably aliens.

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Across the midwest to Arkansas

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9/24/2013 – 9/25/2013

Leaving Wyoming, my plan was a mad rush across the midwest, Cannonball Run-style. It’s nice country, of course, but there’s not a whole lot of landmarks. And, I’d been traveling for two months, following a very aggressive schedule. I did want to get home. So, I covered the land between Cheyenne, Wyoming and Pine Bluff, Arkansas, in two days. It was pretty much straight driving. I mostly listened to Shelby Foote (with his amazing drawl) narrate the siege of Vicksburg, an audiobook I’d been listening to since Utah.

The rough cross-country route

The rough cross-country route

I spent the first night of this dash near Kansas City. I had dinner in a Fridays (I figured it was a fitting tribute to middle America) and watched the Broncos play the Raiders while I indulged in nachos. There were a lot of chain stores that looked reasonable as sleeping locations, but they were a little too mall-like for me to be comfortable.

I suppose it’s worth mentioning in some depth my accomodations. I always preferred campsites, when available, but in places where no campsites were available (either because I arrived too late, or because there was simply nothing nearby), I slept in parking lots. Which is free.

There’s a few welcoming places to sleep: generally you can doze off for a while in rest areas without worrying. I did that on the drive out west. A lot of Wal-Marts are welcoming, but some are not. I didn’t have a smart phone, so I generally tried to borrow some Wi-Fi sitting in my car outside fast food joints, or inside coffeeshops. There were a few websites reporting on which Wal-Marts welcomed overnight campers and which did not.

If Wal-Marts weren’t available, I’d try (mostly) empty chain stores, malls or all-night McDonalds. And finally there’s hotel parking lots – it’s expected that people will park there, but it still felt somehow more wrong than parking elsewhere.

I got pretty nervous generally – more than I really ought to. I was only woken up once, in a Wal-Mart that didn’t allow overnight camping, but the friendly security guy directed me to a McDonald’s that allowed all-night parking. Mostly for truckers. I take this as a sign that I erred on the side of caution, but I dreaded being woken up in the middle of the night. And in a lot of places that I parked, malls mostly, where I could see security cars driving around. But hey, it’s a free place to spend the night.

The next official stop after Wyoming - George Washington Carver NM

The next official stop after Wyoming – George Washington Carver NM

My first official stop after all that driving was George Washington Carver National Monument, in western Missouri.

There’s a striking difference between the land in Missouri, compared to Wyoming, and especially Utah. To be honest, Missouri doesn’t look much different from NY. It’s still familiar. Similar trees, similar hills. It felt like I was finally reaching home. Which is strange – on a map, Missouri is midway between NY and Arizona. But it feels pretty similar to the northeast.

George Washington Carver National Monument is a small monument – a little museum, a walk around a field and into the woods, a little farmhouse and pond. It’s the kind of monument you can imagine local schoolkids being forced to endure for annual fieldtrips.

Statue of George Washington Carver

Statue of George Washington Carver

I’ll be honest, I didn’t know much about George Washington Carver before my visit, but he’s an interesting guy. Mostly a botanist, he’s widely known for his work with the peanut, but he was a polymath, and also one of the first in a generation of black leaders who was born into slavery, but grew up free and became a self-made man.

As for the peanut – well, he discovered over 300 uses for it. Among them: massage oil, hair oil, meat substitutes, paint, “evaporated peanut beverage,” fuel briquettes, laundry soap, insecticide, etc.

Typical view at Pea Ridge

Typical view at Pea Ridge

My next stop was Pea Ridge National Military Park, in Arkansas. This was the sight of an early Civil War battle, and one of the more influential early battles on the western front. By Civil War standards, it was a tiny affair – about 25,000 men, total, with 3,000 casualties. But it cemented Union control of Missouri.

This was the first battlefield I’d visited in something like 10 years, since a trip through Virginia with my father visiting Civil War sites. Maybe my imagination had suffered in the interim. It’s exceedingly difficult to imagine what these battlefields were like 150 years ago. Maybe impossible. Consider that, even for the battlefields which have been ‘preserved,’ there has usually been farming in the interim.

A rare surviving farmhouse from the 1860s

A rare surviving farmhouse from the 1860s

More than that – most trees don’t live 150 years. Forests that may have been thick brambles could have grown, their undergrowth thinned. Likewise, what looks impenetrable may have been easy to ride a horse through. About the only terrain you can trust is the ground itself: hills rarely move. But it’s a real struggle to imagine what things would have looked like.

As my goal in visiting the southeast was primarily to check out Civil War battlefields; I knew after visiting Pea Ridge that I’d have to develop some kind of system. It wouldn’t do to stop by the visitor center and then do a loop around each park in the van. I’d learn nothing. No – I had to really understand what took place, and be able to situate it in the landscape. I did figure out a system – subsequent visits to battlefields would be more fruitful.

Arkansas Aquaculture Facility

Arkansas Aquaculture Facility

Four hours from Pea Ridge, in the evening, I pulled into my final stop for the day: Pine Bluff. Shocking though it may be, I had a friend in Arkansas. I knew Justin from college; he and his wife were living in Pine Bluff while he studied aquaculture at a nearby university. I spent the night in the parking lot of their apartment, and the next morning I got a tour of an aquaculture facility. I’ve become increasingly interested in farming systems (particularly the automation of them), but I know nothing about aquaculture. Some of the things I heard were eye-opening.

Such effishient farm animals!

Such effishient farm animals!

For instance, the mass of calories consumed, compared to the mass of meat generated, is off-the-charts for fish compared to cows or chicken. This number, the feed conversion ratio, can be something like 5-20 for cattle, or 3-4 for pork. For fish, it can be as low as 1.2, and generally is in the area of 1.5. That means that something only 20%-50% of the food that a fish is fed is ‘lost’ as energy expenditure. This is attributable to the fact that fish expend little energy supporting their bodies, since water does most of the work. The only comparable animal is crickets, and I don’t see many people lining up to eat those.